MC frontalot is not installed
so don't call 800-FRONT4ALL
off the ball of wax, to rock the rough tracks
thumbtacks all up in the mix so relax
I hacks a beat together like a slasher rampage
mc frontalot is inundated by the rhythm arrays
some days I brag some days I boast
24/7 I front the most

you wouldn't think that I would front
most days do nothing but
sit around dropping the lyrics into the drum cuts
buts, ands, ors, I hear naysay
don't play! mc front'll get offended, go away
hey now, there's no need to be real
honk honking on the sample like a trained m-seal
we all seek a second steppin from the post
24/7 I front, I front the most

what am I, wrecking every break beat?
that could take eight weeks
only ever stop frontin to smoke bowls, take leaks,
and sleep, I catch cat naps
sit in front the mic so much that my ass chaps
gaps in the tape, I was frontin in the other room
boogalooin' well I wasn't though I wanted to'n
I'm gonna rock the mic day and night
until I give up the ghost
24/7 I front the most

"can you teach me to freestyle?"